Oh, so those snake things sold around the 4th of July are calcium tablets.
Bathroom doors? Lol what are those?
THIS IS MY LIFE IN ONE POST! But times it by 2 because both of my partners do each and every one of these things. I have the best best friends <3
This post made me laugh so much I cried. Its just so so true to my world
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all.
We hear so much about the bad and evil of this world…sometimes I think we forget there is at least as much good going around too.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
all of this.